Last day of the 2009 Iowa State Fair

Excitement aplenty at the 4-H Dog Show.

Fry bread taco. A mound of food!

I was afraid Mrs. Clark's was going to be some homemade shit. Whew!

Quaffing a quart of Fat Tire for my pal Kirch.

The legendary Gizmo grinder sandwich, enrobed in melted mozzarella.

The Gizmo makes for one tasty bite!

The Midway from a distance.

Creationists really do come from a different planet!

I like to hear gimpy women pee.

Iowa: Where being fat is king!

Bauder's Peppermint Ice Cream bar. Eets so beeg!

Bonus pic of my sweetie Barb, at last year's Fair, with funnel cake sugar schmutz on her pants.