My first thought was maybe this was some cryptic message directing a secret cabal of pre-diabetic pork producer douchbags to some Trilateral Commission sanctioned gathering where said producers would fix the price of pork bellies, over hors d'oeuvres and Belvedere martinis.
Alas, it only seemed to direct the masses to a Winter Pork Picnic held at Capital Square over the lunch hour. I cannot imagine this being an official directive, but merely a cunning bit of humor by some unknown malcontent with access to Iowa Pork Congress bling.
Or perhaps, maybe, off in one of the empty spaces that populate Capital Square, some nefarious group, still greasy from their pork burger feast, was plotting to jack up the price of bacon. Only the porcine winds of fate would know for sure.
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