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Sunday, June 6, 2010

You wanna know what love is?

You wanna know what love is?

Love is being drunk on your ass at the bar with your girlfriend. You're a diabetic, and she is trying to spoon feed you sugar with a draw of Pepsi for a chaser.

"I think you need sugar."

"I don't need shit."

"You take the sugar and drink the pop and I might go home with you."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I disagree..True love is Denying yourself of Alcohol, Carbs, and Sugars because your wife is Diabetic and you don't want her to suffer alone.