Random Bits of Detritus: grocery store items, a questionable holiday, toilet etiquette, too much candy.

This is just wrong!

Loki compels you to buy this store-shelf pizza.

Smutty cocktail bread.

Every day is a holiday… sorta.

If you gotta take a dump, don't be a chump.

What to do with diabetic-unfriendly portions of candy? Split it out amongst your old test strip canisters.