Bar Detritus: Hessen Haus, Firetrucker Brewery

Left, I was once a man until I became… 'The Hook'. Right, Jägermeister and Apfelkorn are three bucks a shot for fifteen minutes after a train passes by Hessen Haus.

Left, I could say the same thing about my bum. Right, I'm sure this guest beer on tap at Firetrucker Brewery is perfectly delightful, but the name is a bit off-putting.