Toilet humor around the Metro. [NSFW]

The Yankee Clipper could use some more erudite graffiti; Green spermatozoa in the loo at the Des Moines Social Club; The toilet tank at 515 Brewing has a boo-boo, but I'm not gonna kiss it to make it feel better.

Only the rough-and-tumble need use the women's facilities at The Fremont; In case you wonder why your man is a randy bastard after taking a leak at The Gas Lamp.

Advice if the condom breaks at the Waveland Coffee Shop; Not a constructive solution at the Firehouse Lounge; An unbeatable combination at Toad’s Tavern.

I wish all urinals could be like this one at the Neal Smith Federal Building, easy to hit and with foot flushers; Patrons of the East Village must be a loutish bunch, shared facilities at The Village Bean and HoQ.