Saturday, March 11, 2017

London Calling DSM opens at Jordan Creek

London Calling DSM, a recently opened kiosk located on the first floor of Jordan Creek Town Center in the Younkers wing of the mall, offers a variety of British treats, pop paraphernalia, and more. On my visit I scooped up a variety of drinks and eats to sample.

Left and center, IRN-BRU soda from Scotland. Color of orange dishwashing soap, aroma of bubblegum, flavor of orange creamsicle with a bright finish. "May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children." I find the aroma to be an off-putting aspect. Burt's Guinness potato chips, right. Is this what the 'mother's milk' tastes like from a octogenarian's tit? I'd much rather have a bag of plain crisps with a pint of Guinness.

Terry's Chocolate Orange bar, left. Bloody marvelous! Smooth, mouth-coating milk chocolate imbued with an orange essence. Center, Maltesers. Its Whoppers malted milk balls but with superior chocolate. Quite good! Right, raspberry flavored Jammie Dodgers. Fruit paste between a pair of shortbread cookies. Not ungodly sweet, with some lingering salt.

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